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On my bike ride home tonight I saw the first azaleas of the season: three or four magenta blossoms along Seventh Avenue.

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You may notice that things look a little different today.

I finally ditched my old host and signed up with a new one.  Since I was going through the trouble, I thought I ought to change the appearance of the site, as well.

Intersabre.com is the worst possible web host.  As you probably witnessed in the past, my website was frequently down.  Usually it was just for a couple minutes, but sometimes it was longer.  The worst part was that it was almost every day.  I would write to them to ask what was up, and they’d say something like, “It should be okay now”, but that didn’t change the fact that it was down all the time.

Then, about two or three weeks ago, I was checking my email at home, and I got the typical error message in Outlook that I associate with my website being down.  I tried a while later and got the same thing.  I could get my website to load, and I couldn’t get Intersabre’s website to load either, so I couldn’t submit a service ticket.  Days went by, and by then I thought they’d just closed down and not told anybody.  That would be like them, I figured.

Then some people told me that they could see my website, and I checked at work, and I could get it there, too.  So I realized that, for the second time, Intersabre had blocked me from accessing my own site.  In fact, they had blocked my IP address from accessing any of their servers.  They offer no method of contact besides their own webpage, so I had to write to them from work to tell them to unblock me.  Of course, at work I didn’t know my home IP address, and they don’t respond to emails sent from anywhere other than their own webpage, so I was out of luck and out of patience.

I looked around online for other hosting services, and I settled on the one that had the highest percentage of positive reviews.  Arvixe.com seems to have been around for years, and almost everyone who has used them says good things about them.  Plus, the have a twenty-four hour phone number for technical support.  Also, they are cheaper than Intersabre, and give me unlimited bandwidth and storage.  I could upload huge HD movies to my site now – not that I ever will.

Naturally, there have been the typical challenges associated with moving an entire website.  But, Arvixe took care of the whole thing.  I just gave them my log-in information for my old host, they backed everything up, moved it, and put it all together nice and pretty for me.  Even my email was moved.  Last night, when I needed to ask them a question about resetting my password, I called their number, and, for the first time, got their voicemail.  I left a brief message, and–this is absolutely true–they called me back in less than a minute.  I didn’t even have time to walk out of the room before my phone rang.

So, if you ever need a new web host, Arvixe seems pretty darn good.

Now, I still need to tweak some things with my new theme.  For instance, I don’t like the font at the top, or the way the “D” in my name is capitalized up there.  Also, I don’t know if I like the green hyperlinks.  And sometimes the text doesn’t wrap around the pictures.  I need to work on all that.

Meanwhile, it’s good to be up and running again.  If you feel like it, read my latest post called “Toward Entartete Musik”.  It even has footnotes.

Filed under: Website on February 4th, 2010 | No Comments »

By the early twentieth century, the German-speaking countries of Europe could claim themselves the rightful heirs to a centuries-old musical legacy virtually unrivaled on Earth.  From the Baroque to the late Romantic period, art music had been dominated by composers born in Germany: Bach, Beethoven, Schumann, Wagner, Brahms, Strauss, and dozens more.  If we include the Austrians—among them, Mozart, Haydn, Schubert, and Mahler—the list grows considerably.  While these composers had often written music to satisfy powerful patrons, musicians in general seldom became active politically, and the music itself almost always remained apolitical.  During the rise and rule of the Third Reich, however, music, like the other arts, became a highly-charged political issue, with the Nazi regime playing an extraordinarily active role in German cultural life in general, and music in particular.  In slightly over a decade, the Nazis recast Germany’s established musical institutions to match their own racist ideology and aesthetic ideal.  But that aesthetic frequently ran counter to the natural evolution of music in the early twentieth century, and their efforts to control art were as impractical as they were arbitrary and capricious.  By the beginning of the Second World War those musical institutions were already compromised, but the origins of the manipulation that ultimately undermined a rich cultural heritage lie in the years leading up to the “Entartete Musik” exhibition of 1938.

Though music is a constantly evolving art, change has, by and large, been slow, and radical change has been relatively rare.  By the first decades of the twentieth century, however, classical music was undergoing a swift transformation that even the least astute could discern.  Throughout Europe, composers were breaking with established conventions and seeking new methods of expression, paralleling similar movements in literature and the visual arts.   This era of modernist experimentation reached its zenith in the years of the Weimar Republic.  Continuous radio transmission in Germany began on October 29, 1923, with a concert of classical pieces broadcast from the Vox-Haus at Potsdamer Platz.[1] Bolstered by a burgeoning publishing business, growing recording industry, the availability of music increased substantially.[2] The prevalence of highly-skilled German orchestras and opera companies, attracted not only audiences, but composers from within and without Germany, who premiered an astonishing array of chamber music, orchestral pieces, and works for the stage during the Weimar years.  Among the major compositions debuted in Germany during Weimar’s “Golden Years” were Alban Berg’s Wozzeck (Berlin, 1925), Paul Hindemith’s Cardillac (Dresden, 1926), Bela Bartók’s Miraculous Mandarin (Cologne, 1926), and Serge Prokofiev’s Piano Concerto No. 5, with the composer himself as soloist (Berlin, 1932).  Igor Stravinsky, already an international musical celebrity, saw the Rundfunk-Sinfonieorchester Berlin premiere his Violin Concerto under the direction of Serge Koussevitsky in Berlin in 1931.[3] Founded in 1923 for the purpose of radio broadcasts, that orchestra was notable for its frequent concerts of modern classical music.  Countless other modernist pieces premiered elsewhere were performed in Germany during the years of the Weimar Republic.

Meanwhile, in Vienna, Arnold Schönberg’s music reflected the expressionist aesthetic of Gustav Klimt and Egon Schiele.  An amateur painter himself, Schönberg had shifted from a lush chromaticism reminiscent of Richard Wagner, to a free atonality, before finally arriving upon his serial twelve-tone system in 1921.  His Neue Wiener Schule counted Alban Berg and Anton Webern among its pupils.  The works of these composers, though powerful and innovative, were dismissed or rejected by some musical and social conservatives, who perceived atonality to be ugly and un-German.  Alfred Rosenberg, the influential editor of the right-wing newspaper Völkischer Beobachter, trumpeted a view held by many conservatives that “the entire atonal movement [is] contrary to the heartbeat and soul of the German people….”[4] One of Germany’s leading composers, the musical reactionary Hans Pfitzner—who had been introduced to Hitler himself in 1923—rejected modernism on its face, and openly criticized Schönberg and his disciples, whom Pfitzner rightly perceived to be ascendant in the late 1920s.  Leaving Vienna in 1925, Schönberg became a professor at the Preussische Akademie der Künste in Berlin—where Pfitzner himself would teach a masterclass until 1929—and for several years was among the most prominent exponents of Weimar modernism active in Germany.  He enjoyed the support of other prominent musicians, including “progressive Radio Frankfurt conductor Hans Rosbaud, who provided [Schönberg] with the opportunity to broadcast his views on music and actually performed his works to his great satisfaction.”[5] But as the 1930s began, Arnold Schönberg certainly perceived a surge in anti-modernist sentiment.

The rising reactionary tide against composers like Arnold Schönberg was attributable in a large degree to their ethnicity.  Schönberg—and his musical allies Kurt Weill, Berthold Goldschmidt, Franz Schreker, Alexander von Zemlinsky, among others—was Jewish, and following the substantial victories by the NSDAP in the Reichstag elections of 1930, Jews holding civil service and academic positions witnessed their job security vanish.[6] In a letter dated 18 September 1930, Schreker cautions Schönberg that his position at the Preussische Akademie der Künste was in jeopardy, and that “Hitler-Berlin” was not a safe place for Jews.[7] Schreker understood the seriousness of the situation from his own experience.  He, too, held a prestigious position in one of Berlin’s important musical institutions, the Musikhochschule.  During his tenure, he had invited the young star Paul Hindemith to teach, but as the Nazi Party rose to prominence, the careers of each of these men came under threat.  Hindemith, who enjoyed the support of renowned conductors like Fritz Busch, was at that time most notable for his Kammermusik (1924-1927), and the sensational Sancta Susana (Frankfurt, 1922).  Schreker, whose works were among the most frequently performed of the Weimar period, saw his reputation—earned through the tremendous success of Die ferne Klang in 1912—sullied by accusations of decadence: “Schreker was branded because he wrote about branded souls – people haunted by their sexuality or deformity or perversity.”[8] A common strategy for the reactionary right was to conflate Judaism with decadence, and vice versa.  In this way, Jewish composers like Schönberg and Schreker could be grouped with non-Jews like Hindemith because their musical idiom was superficially similar.

Adolf Hitler assumed the official title of chancellor on 30 January 1933, and though nearly two months passed before “the so-called enabling law of 23 March…gave the government the power to impose laws without the Reichstag,” the systematic intimidation and ouster of Jewish- and anti-Nazi musicians was already underway.[9] In February, Otto Klemperer had aroused “violent antagonism in the Nazi press” during a new production of Tannhäuser at the Berlin Staatsoper.  Nazi Sturmabteilung (SA) shut down a rehearsal by Fritz Busch at the Semperoper in Dresden on 6 March.  Ten days later, following Nazi threats, Bruno Walter—a towering musical figure who could count among his friends not only the Jewish Gustav Mahler, but the anti-Semite, and early Nazi favorite, Hans Pfitzner—was forced to cancel a concert at the Gewandhaus in Leipzig, then another with the Berliner Philharmoniker, replaced, in the latter instance, by Richard Strauss.  The Städtische Oper Berlin lost its intendant, the noted Marxist Carl Ebert, to Nazi pressure that same month.  He was replaced by Max von Schillings, president of the Preussische Akademie der Künste, who, on 1 March, had begun the process of dismissing Arnold Schönberg from his teaching position at the Akademie – a move that Klemperer had warned his friend Schoernberg was imminent.  Schilling’s explanation for the firing was blunt: “the Jewish influence at the academy must be eliminated.”[10] Schönberg’s ouster was complete on 23 May 1933, and in November “he became an exile in America.”  He was “among the first to recognize the futility of remaining in Nazi Germany.”[11] He would not be the last.

The crackdown on Jewish and modernist composers and musicians in the first half of 1933 was largely an extra-governmental affair.  That is, though the intimidation of Fritz Busch, Otto Klemperer, and Bruno Walter was carried out by members of the Nazi party and in the Nazi press, Adolf Hitler’s government had yet to articulate a specific artistic or musical agenda.  That changed on 30 June when “Hitler declared that the Ministry of Propaganda had the authority to deal with ‘all areas that influenced the mind, including complete control of cultural affairs’.”[12] Almost immediately, a rivalry between two powerfully influential Nazi figures ensued.  On one side, Joseph Goebbels petitioned Hitler to authorize the creation of a culture ministry with comprehensive legal authority over all German intellectual and artistic endeavors.  On the other side was Alfred Rosenberg, a man even more ideologically driven than Goebbels.  Rosenberg’s Kampfbund für deutsche Kultur (KfdK), founded in 1929, had for several years been among Germany’s most reactionary cultural institutions, and maintained close ties to the Nazi party.  Its tens of thousands of members vociferously attacked the perceived excesses of Weimar society.  They even had their own prestigious journal, Die Musik.  Still, however potent the KfdK was as a musical force, “Hitler appeared reluctant to reward Rosenberg by giving him permission to turn…a party organization into one which was run by the state.”[13] That power was handed to Goebbels, whose new Reichskulturkammer (RKK) was established on 22 September, and included—in addition to chambers responsible for fine art, film, literature, the press, radio, and theater—a dedicated Reichsmusikkammer (RMK).  Rosenberg had failed, and his KfdK soon folded, having suffered mass defections of its members to the RMK, which made membership compulsory for professional musicians.[14] But for the RMK to become truly successful, Goebbels—who had never managed an orchestra or an opera house—needed to find men with talent and experience, who could enact its agenda, and “further the advance of German music.”  He chose the most qualified, but, in some ways, least appropriate men for the job.

Richard Strauss and Wilhelm Furtwängler were undisputed musical titans – Germany’s greatest living composer and conductor, respectively.[15] Strauss earned his reputation with a string of concertante works and tone poems, including Don Juan (Weimar, 1888), Tod und Verklärung (Eisenach, 1890), Also sprach Zarathustra (Frankfurt, 1896), and Ein Heldenleben (Frankfurt, 1899), before turning largely to opera.  But his early works for the stage contain much music and action that audiences found shocking.  In Dresden, Strauss premiered Salome (1905), then Elektra (1909)—two stridently dissonant works with often ambiguous tonality—before eventually retreating to a safer, more traditionally Romantic aesthetic with Der Rosenkavalier (1911).[16] Furtwängler was among the most famous conductors on Earth, whose only true rival was Arturo Toscanini.  He had conducted the premieres of Bela Bartók’s Piano Concerto No. 1 (Frankfurt, 1927), and Schönberg’s twelve-tone Variations for Orchestra (Berlin, 1928), but was a musical conservative, vehemently pro-German, and considered himself an ambassador of his country’s musical heritage.[17] He was the principal conductor of the Berliner Philharmoniker, the Kapellmeister of the Leipzig Gewandhausorchester, and an Abonnementdirigenten of the Wiener Philharmoniker.   Strauss and Furtwängler were considered national treasures, but neither man was especially ideological politically, or was eager to see politics dictate artistic policy.  Indeed, as a creative artist, Strauss would be reluctant to relinquish his freedom of creative expression, and in spite of Furtwängler’s own personal distaste for the avant-garde, he believed that the audience alone should judge a work’s artistic merit.  Nevertheless, Goebbels selected these men to be the president and vice president of the Reichsmusikkammer.

“According to his own contemporary utterances and postwar testimony, conductor Wilhelm Furtwängler consciously attempted to oppose Nazi rule from the first time he decided to remain in Germany early in 1933.”[18] He was also open and unapologetic in his advocacy for Jewish musicians in his own Berliner Philharmoniker, “notably the concertmaster Simon Goldberg.”  Indeed, the evidence clearly shows that, “because of [Furtwängler], several musicians were able to stay and work in Germany longer than would have otherwise been possible.”[19] Among the most famous examples of the conductor’s breech of Nazi policy was an op-ed he published in the 25 November 1934 edition of the Deutsche Allgemeine Zeitung.  Entitled “Der Fall Hindemith,” Furtwängler’s essay was written in support of the composer, who was still the subject of protests by Alfred Rosenberg’s sycophants.  Furtwängler was eager to receive permission to stage Hindemith’s opera Mathis der Maler in Berlin, and hoped his article might persuade Adolf Hitler that Hindemith’s early atonal pieces were merely “Jugendwerk,”  and that the composer, indeed, represented true German musical ideals.[20] The conductor also cautioned against further political meddling in artistic matters.  But Furtwängler’s efforts backfired:

When [Joseph] Goebbels and [Hermann] Goering, sitting in their respective boxes in the Berlin Staatsoper, witnessed the public demonstrations in support of Furtwängler during a performance of Wagner’s Tristan und Isolde, they quickly realized that the applause signaled approval of the conductor’s defence of artistic freedom, and an implied rejection of the regime’s policies.  As a result, Furtwängler was denied a meeting with Hitler, in which the proposed performance of Mathis der Maler would have been discussed.[21]

Two weeks later, Furtwängler resigned his position as vice president of the RMK, director of the Berliner Philharmoniker, and the Staatsoper.[22]

Richard Strauss had been “active in support of the new order beginning in March 1933,” and he initially considered the presidency of the RMK “an honor, and possibly the crowning achievement of his career.”  And yet, “Strauss was no Nazi, and he believed himself capable of affecting politics on the strength of his international reputation, artistic achievement and professional authority.”[23] Strauss’s own daughter-in-law was Jewish, and he had many Jewish friends and associates, including librettist Stefan Zweig, with whom he collaborated on Die Schweigsame Frau.  While Adolf Hitler had initially approved its Dresden production—because, in Zweig’s estimation, banning it would have cost Strauss, and Germany, prestige—the Führer changed his mind on 6 July 1935, after the Gestapo intercepted a letter from Strauss to Zweig in which the composer “denied belief in Nazi principle…and made light of the RMK by claiming to ‘playact’ the role of its president ‘in order to prevent worse’.”  From Berchtesgaden, Hitler requested Strauss’s resignation, and received it one week later.[24] Strauss spent the rest of the war years writing music, and remained Germany’s most-performed—and richest—composer, premiering four new operas between 1937 and 1944, but his relationship with Goebbels and Hitler remained strained.

Though his involvement in the Richard Strauss matter was apparently direct, Adolf Hitler was largely uninterested “in the finer details of music policy.”  He stepped in to resolve conflicts between Goebbels’s RKK and the myriad German cultural institutions that attempted to maintain some degree of autonomy – notably the opera houses in Munich and Dresden.  Hitler also was directly involved in the promotion of “conductors, instrumentalists, and singers to the titles of Professor, General Music Director, State Kapellmeister, Chamber Singer, and Virtuoso,” and often made such announcements at celebrations marking his birthday.[25] He also personally guaranteed the Bayreuth Festival’s solvency, funded Wagner research, and subsidized performances of the music of fellow Linz native Anton Bruckner.  Most directly, Hitler prescribed exact metronome markings for the “Horst-Wessel-Lied” and the “Deutschlandlied.”  These specific and seemingly random acts suggest that his “intervention in musical matters remained rather unpredictable and even capricious.”[26]

“Unpredictable and capricious” aptly describes much of the Third Reich’s approach to music policy.  Although it would have appeared to some as though the government had adopted rigid standards as to what it considered acceptable music (and for composers like Arnold Schönberg and Paul Hindemith the standards were, indeed, unduly rigid), the application of those standards in other cases was surprisingly lax, or even waived altogether.  Robert Schumann’s masterpiece Dichterliebe raised an interesting issue:  what should be done about works with Aryan and Jewish authorship?  No one questioned Schumann’s racial purity, but the Jewish poet Heinrich Heine’s books were being burned in German streets.  Losing one of the great Lieder cycles was inconceivable, and Dichterliebe was only the tip of the iceberg.  Nearly every composer of German art song set Heine’s poetry to music.  Rejecting him would mean losing Franz Schubert’s Schwanengesang, and beloved songs by Johannes Brahms, Hugo Wolf, and many others.  The novel solution proposed by musicologist and Nazi Karl Blessinger was to, in essence, deny the contribution of the Jewish poet, rationalizing that when audiences hear those Lieder, “it is not Heine who speaks to us, but Schubert and Schumann.”[27] Thus, Germans could continue to enjoy those songs in their own language.  Paradoxically, the immortal operas of Mozart were not granted the same latitude.  Cosi fan tutte, Don Giovanni, and Le Nozze di Figaro had libretti by Lorenzo da Ponte, a Christian with Jewish heritage.  Originally set in Italian, in Germany the works were known almost exclusively in translation.  That German translation, however, had been made by a Jew, Herman Levi, nearly a hundred and forty years earlier, and in the pages of Alfred Rosenberg’s Die Musik, critics on the far-right demanded new translations.  By 1938, Mozart’s operas were performed in new Aryanised translations.[28] Inversely, with the music of the unwaveringly German, but intolerably Jewish Felix Mendelssohn banned, Edmund Nick went so far as to compose new incidental music to replace Mendelssohn’s Ein Sommernachtstraum for a performance in 1934.  That the Third Reich preferred to reset the text of an English playwright than use Mendelssohn’s famous score demonstrates the lengths to which they were willing to go to recast German culture to fit a new, invented mould.[29]

“The arts occupied a central position in the ideology and propaganda of National Socialism.”[30] The Nazis considered the arts to be a reflection of the German spirit.  To the extent that that reflection appeared to contradict their own self-image, it was eradicated.  But music, the most abstract of the arts, often presented contradictions: although National Socialism could claim to be both traditional and revolutionary, music could not.  For anyone who had not yet come to that realization, the point was made clear on 24 May 1938, with the opening of the “Entartete Musik” exhibition in Düsseldorf.  That exhibit, which later traveled across Germany, expressly branded the works of Berg, Hindemith, Korngold, Krenek, Schönberg, Schreker, Webern, and Weil “degenerate” – conferring the stigma of sub-humanness.  By the beginning of the Second World War, the National Socialists had already undermined their musical institutions to an almost irreversible degree, prompting a mass exodus of creative talent that, for the most part, would never return.  By the conclusion of the Second World War, those musical institutions lay in ruins, destroyed not only by allied bombs, but by the Nazis themselves.

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[1] Currid, Brian. A National Acoustics: Music and Mass Publicity in Weimar and Nazi Germany. (New York: University of Minnesota, 2006), 19.

[2] Emile Berliner had founded the Deutsche Grammophon Gesellschaft in Hanover in 1898, and Universal Edition debuted in Vienna in 1901, eventually becoming one of the leading publishers of modern music, issuing scores by Bartok, Berg, Mahler, Schoenberg, and Webern.

[3] Kendall, Alan. The Chronicle of Classical Music.  (London: Thames & Hudson, 2000), 218-226.

[4] Alfred Rosenberg, Gestaltung der Idee. (Munich: Zentralverlag der NSDAP, 1939), 337.  “Die ganze atonale Bewegung widerstrebte dem Rhythmus des Bluts und der Seele des deutschen Volks, wurde gerade deshalb von den politischen Machthabern von früher gefördert, und eine ganze Anzahl, zum Teil begabter, zum Teil sehr Minderbegabter Musiker hat sich hier in den Dienst dieser Pläne gestellt.”

[5] Kater, Michael H. Composers of the Nazi Era: Eight Portraits. (New York: Oxford University Press, USA, 1999), 184.

[6] In the German federal election that took place on 14 September 1930, the NSDAP gained ninety-five seats, becoming the country’s second largest party behind the SPD.

[7] Kater, Michael H. Composers of the Nazi Era: Eight Portraits. (New York: Oxford University Press, USA, 1999), 184.

[8] Tambling, Jeremy. Opera and the Culture of Fascism. (Oxford: Clarendon, Oxford UP, 1996), 209.

[9] Bell, P. M. H. Origins of the Second World War in Europe. (London: Longman, 1997), 80.

[10] Kater, Michael H. Composers of the Nazi Era: Eight Portraits. (New York: Oxford University Press, USA, 1999), 185.

[11] Brand, Juliane. Constructive Dissonance: Arnold Schoenberg and the Transformations of Twentieth-Century Culture. (Berkeley: University of California, 1997), xiii.

[12] Levi, Erik. Music in the Third Reich. (New York: St. Martin’s, 1994), 20.

[13] Ibid., 16.

[14] Kater, Michael H. The Twisted Muse: Musicians and Their Music in the Third Reich. (New York: Oxford University Press, 1997), 17.

[15] Meyer, Michael. The Politics of Music in the Third Reich. (New York: Peter Lang, 1991), 193.

[16] Kobbe?, Gustav. The New Kobbe?’s Complete Opera Book. (New York: Putnam, 1976), 997-1018.

[17] Kendall, Alan. The Chronicle of Classical Music.  (London: Thames & Hudson, 2000), 218-226.

[18] Kater, Michael H. The Twisted Muse: Musicians and Their Music in the Third Reich. (New York: Oxford University Press, 1997), 195.

[19] Ibid., 196.

[20] Luttmann, Stephen. Paul Hindemith: A Guide to Research. (New York: Routledge, 2005), 60. Google Books. Web. 1 Dec. 2009. <http://books.google.com/books?id=dxmBUdnQy0AC>.

[21] Levi, 113.

[22] Monod, David. Settling Scores: German Music, Denazification, and the Americans, 1945-1953. (New York: The University of North Carolina Press, 2005), 128-141.

[23] Meyer, 194.

[24] Meyer, 195.

[25] Levi, 35.

[26] Ibid.

[27] Ibid., 74.

[28] Kater, Michael H. The Twisted Muse: Musicians and Their Music in the Third Reich. (New York: Oxford University Press, 1997), 86-87.

[29] Some forty different settings of Shakespeare’s Midsummer Night’s Dream were composed during the Nazi era to replace Mendelssohn’s.  By the end of 1936, his statue in Leipzig was removed.

[30] Steinweis, Alan E. Art, Ideology, and Economics in Nazi Germany. (Chapel Hill: University of North Carolina, 1993), 1.

Filed under: History, Music, School on February 3rd, 2010 | 1 Comment »

Though my website fiasco has put me a week behind, you can rest assured that the Tonight Show debacle has me deeply depressed (as much as one can be for a television show).  As you might expect, I came out strongly for Team Coco.  As I wrote back in June, when O’Brien began what I expected to be a long career as the host of the flagship late-night talk show, I have been watching Conan since the mid-1990s, when he, Andy, and Max did the goofiest things on Late Night.  I was sad when Andy left that show to try his hand at sitcom fame.  I was sad again when one show after another was canceled after only a few months, leaving him off TV for years at a time, only to turn up in small roles on other soon-to-be-canceled shows, like Arrested Development.  So, when it was clear that Andy would be rejoining Conan for the Tonight Show, it seemed that all was right in the television world.  And, though the show got off to an awkward start, with Andy spending most of the time behind his podium off screen, by late autumn he was spending most of the show on the chair next to Conan, just like in the old days.  When Conan announced that he wouldn’t be moving the program to 12:05, my first thought was, “Poor Andy, he can’t keep a job for more than six months”.

While my heart wishes that Conan would have just taken the later time slot, I cannot blame him for standing up for his convictions.  The blame for all of this lies with the staggeringly incompetent NBC executives and Jay Leno.  I remember the Leno/Letterman feud back in the early-1990s, and while I certainly preferred Letterman to Leno even then, I felt that Leno did have a valid claim to take over for Johnny Carson.  And, while I recognize that Leno must have been bitter that NBC asked him to step aside in 2004, even as he was the top-rated late night show, that cannot excuse his conduct now.  As David Letterman explained, when the network does you wrong, walk.  If Jay resented losing the Tonight Show, he should have gone somewhere else.  And, when their ten o’clock experiment failed and NBC told him he was canceled, he should have said, “Thanks, guys, but that’s enough.  I’m out of here”.  But no.  He must really, really have been desperate to get back what he once had.  Nothing else can explain why he would have been willing to either a) force all the other late night programs back a half hour, or b) put Conan in the untenable situation of having to decide to go along with it or leave.

Once it was clear that Conan’s days were numbered, the shows became more poignant and even more hilarious.  The audiences were in a frenzy, and Conan was on fire.  It made it that much more heart-breaking when, last Friday, they played a montage of clips from the run of the show, including the fantastic bit that opened his first episode as host, when he ran from New York City to Hollywood.  It ended with the message “To Be Continued…”, but who knows what will happen.  Neil Young playing “Long May You Run”, Tom Hanks, and “Freebird” with an all-star band, ended the show on an epic high.

My greatest hope is that Conan took the forty million dollars, handed it out to his staff including Andy and Max, and told everyone, “Take this money, have an eight month vacation, and meet me in September.   We’re starting a new show”.  But, even if he gets an offer from Fox, I don’t know if Andy and Max will join him.  No matter the time slot, and no matter that Fox is the highest rated network, a new show will never be the Tonight Show.  If he doesn’t get an offer from Fox he’s sunk.  Cable would be an insult.

I was looking forward to spending the next decade watching The Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien.  But last Friday, that dream died.

Filed under: Current Events, Television on January 28th, 2010 | No Comments »

This website will temporarily disappear in the next few days.  After years of putting up with the world’s crappiest website host, I’ve finally had it.  For the last several days, I have been blocked from accessing my own site and I cannot receive my email.  What’s worse, I cannot access my host’s website either to complain.  This has happened before.  Coupled with the long history of outages and absurdly slow access, it’s time for a change.

A new site–with a new look–will appear soon, and you’ll still be able to read all the old content you know and love tolerate.

Hard times come again no more.

Filed under: Website on January 21st, 2010 | No Comments »