My Achin’ Back
Today I have had excruciating back pain. It isn’t constant; rather, I’ll suddenly be seized by the feeling that all my muscles are contracting at once, and I’m being squeezed to death. Mrs. Hill gave me a long and intense massage, which helped, but I am still uncomfortable.
How did this happen? Well, I often lift things in a very improper fashion. Plus, last night I did sleep in our bed lying across a doubled-over mattress pad, meaning that my back was at an awkward angle. Also, I have the worst posture of anyone ever, including hunchbacks. I always feel great, so this is unpleasant for me.
I don't like going places, doing things or seeing people.