Pretty Wrapping Paper
Back in March I went to Salt Lake City, where I spent several days touring Temple Square, a compound in the heart of town home to the most important sites in the Mormon church. As I wrote at the time:
The Mormons employ a vast army of beautiful and exotic young women to greet visitors to Temple Square. The flags pinned to their coats indicate their countries of origin, and they come from far and wide. I saw girls from Brazil, Sweden, Japan, Switzerland, Germany, the Philippines and, of course, the USA. They are trained to make eye contact, and pleasant conversation. And, in spite of the cult-like atmosphere, I will say that everyone I encountered in Salt Lake City was extremely nice. Suspiciously nice.
Saturday morning I answered a knock at the door to find a young woman and a middle-aged man. She identified herself as “Jessica”, and said the man was her father. She asked if I thought that natural disasters were caused by God or something else. I explained that I didn’t think that God played such a direct role in our lives, striking down populations à la Sodom and Gomorrah, but that bad things sometimes happen to good and bad alike. She left me with some literature to look over, which, upon reading I see squares quite well with what I believe.
But what was most interesting was how flattering Jessica was, and how beautiful. Jehovah’s Witnesses are, from my understanding, supposed to be plain in appearance and dress, but Jessica would have stood out anywhere. She wore clothes any twenty-something might wear to an office, and she had little makeup on, but her hair was arranged just so, and I even noticed that she had a pedicure. And she smiled at the end of every sentence she spoke, and made eye contact throughout. Her father stood a few steps back, and I rather sensed that the message–aside from eternal salvation–was, “join the church, get a hot young wife”.
Well, I’ve got one already, thanks, but I am beginning to see a pattern: churches are putting their best faces forward.
I am as sympathetic to the suffering of others as anyone, and I certainly don’t begrudge people their right to due process under law. That said, however, I am increasingly annoyed and displeased to read about claims on looted art by descendants of former owners.
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