Norris Approved!
This morning, during a five minute break in one of my classes, the girl who was sitting next to me turned and asked, “Do you like Chuck Norris jokes?”
“What?”
“You know Chuck Norris? Do you like jokes about him?”
“I guess. I know the one about his tears curing cancer, and another I can’t really remember, something about ‘another fist’.”
“Behind his chin is another fist.”
“That’s the one.”
“I love Chuck Norris. I got this new folder with Chuck Norris on it.”
Sure enough, she had a folder with Chuck Norris and a horse, and the words “Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water…and make him drink.”
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