Me Want Food!

Milk ShakeI can empathize with my friend Sandi.  She’s in love with this horrible beverage called “bubble tea”.  But the bubble tea she liked best was only sold at a shop in Gainesville, and that shop no longer exists.  While it was still open she wanted to know who manufactured the bubble tea mix she so loved.

The best milkshakes I’ve ever had are at Wise’s Drug Store on University Avenue downtown.  I’ve watched the girls behind the counter make them, and it’s remarkably simple: ice cream, milk, vanilla syrup.  I used to be able to find Hershey’s vanilla syrup in Publix, but no more.

So, this afternoon I decided to request that my local Publix (called “Ghetto Publix” by someone I know who works there) get me some vanilla syrup.  It took forever for the grocery manager to come out and see me, but he brought with him some pages with descriptions of various vanilla syrup products from different manufacturers.  So, some day soon I may be enjoying delicious homemade milkshakes.

Christmas Should Be Canceled

If you have not yet come to the conclusion I have–that greed and the commercialization of Christmas are destroying society–this unbelievably horrible news will convince you.

Washington, Part 7

Washington MonumentTo enter the Washington Monument you must have a ticket.  Tickets are free, and distributed on a first come, first served basis, so, you might arrive at ten o’clock in the morning and find the only tickets left are for two o’clock in the afternoon.  This means that instead of following the schedule you had originally designed for yourself that would involve the Bureau of Printing and Engraving, the FDR Memorial and the National Gallery of Art, you instead see the National Archives and the Jefferson Memorial and call it a day.

First things first: the Washington Monument is an amazing structure when you consider how old it is.  It’s like a 50 story skyscraper built of stone blocks, with no steel to reinforce anything.  Inside, it’s clear that gravity holds this thing together.  The security procedure was, again, rigorous, and that alone must sharply reduce the number of visitors that can be accommodated daily.  The elevator takes you to a landing at the very top of the obelisk, and the mark on the floor indicates a height of 500 feet.  There are two small windows on each face of the pyramidal section of the monument, and depending on which direction you face you see either the WWII Memorial, Lincoln Memorial and Arlington, Virginia; the Capitol and RFK Stadium; the Jefferson Memorial and Reagan National Airport; or the Elipse and the White House.

DSC_5583The Jefferson Memorial requires a hike, but is well worth it.  I love classically inspired architecture, and this structure has about as many columns, steps and pediments as you could fit into a respectable design.  Plus, inside there’s a great big statue.

The National Archives is not far from the Smithsonian Museums, and is a handsome building in its own rights, with a fine dome.  Beneath that dome, of course, are our nation’s most precious possessions: the original Declaration of Independence, Constitution and Bill of Rights.  You know you’ve got some good stuff on display when you decide to keep the Magna Carta off in a corner somewhere.  The cafeteria there was surprisingly good (and very surprisingly affordable), and the elevator was fancy.  Plus, it was at the National Archives that I saw the only authentic Lincoln document of my entire trip, a letter in his own hand.  The Library of Congress has two copies of the Gettysburg Address, and the National Archives has, I believe, the Emancipation Proclamation, but they are too delicate to display for more than a few days each year.  Still, I was glad I got to see something, at least, that bore Lincoln’s own signature.

DSC_5487Time didn’t allow a visit to the National Gallery of Art, alas, but I did go through the sculpture garden.  Most everything in it sucked big time.  But they did have a Calder stabile, so that was nice.  One evening I took the Metro to the Dupont Circle stop and visited the Phillips Collection.  It’s an art museum in an old mansion in a neighborhood that now houses many of the international embassies.  I am very glad that admission was free, because I really only was interested in seeing one thing there.  I made a pretty weak attempt to imitate a painting, too.

So, I missed the National Cathedral, Cedar Hill, the Bureau of Printing and Engraving and the FDR Memorial.  The National Museum of American History and Ford’s Theater were closed, and my White House tour didn’t come through.  But I’ll go back someday.  Huzzah!

Where’s My Jetpack?

If you’re like me, you’ve been asking yourself, “what’s happening in jetpack related news?”  Well, here’s the answer:

Washington, Part 6

DSC_5476The Supreme Court of the United States meets in a stunning marble building across 1st Street from the Capitol, right next door to the Library of Congress.  Up the steps past the columns and in the long lobby are floors and walls of marble, too.  You’d think they stripped an entire quarry bare to build it.  The ceiling is as similarly elaborate.

On the day I was there it was possible to wait for a few minutes before being led into the chamber for a short lecture about the history and of the court, the building, and an explanation of what happens on days in which the court hears argument.  The lecture was given by a young law clerk.  Photos of the chamber are not permitted, but the Court’s website has some to see.  Elsewhere in the building was an amazing spiral staircase.

The US Botanic Garden is a pleasant diversion.  It sits right on the west side of the Capitol.  It’s not an especially large structure, and many of the plants are of the sort you can find at your local nursery, it’s a pleasant place.  I liked the glass roof.

DSC_5450One of the most amazing places I have ever been in my life is the Library of Congress.  The building is impressive in and of itself, and the lobby is even fancier than the Capitol, but what’s inside is beyond compare.  Right past the front door is a perfect vellum copy of the Gutenberg Bible, one of only four in the world.  Upstairs, past an exhibit that included dozens of historic pages handwritten by Washington, Jefferson and many other founding fathers, is Thomas Jefferson’s own library.  It’s displayed in a circular case, and I spied within a copy of Johnson’s Dictionary of the English Language in two large volumes.  After browsing, I had to use the bathroom of congress, which, oddly, had no urinals.

Later: the National Archives and the Washington Monument.